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A Leaked Email From JIF Peanut Butter’s Brand Manager To An Influencer

When reached for comment, the manager stated that he “followed JIF policy to a T.”

3 min readMar 30, 2021

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I Watched Every Rom-Com Ever And Now I Know How To Date Women

You can, too.

3 min readFeb 10, 2021

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A Realistic Account Of The First Christmas

The Bible tells it differently.

4 min readDec 24, 2020

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Please Do Not Kiss Me At My New Year’s Eve Party

Like, for real, guys.

3 min readDec 31, 2020

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Please Do Not Kiss Me At My New Year’s Eve Party

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My Substack!

It’s Free!

1 min readAug 17, 2022

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What’s That Behind You?

Oh my gosh!

4 min readFeb 16, 2022

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What’s That Behind You?

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10 Reasons You All Love Lists

Doesn’t even matter what I put as the subtitle. Look fhdjskafnbefuiwqlbfndl.

2 min readJan 27, 2022

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Good Morning

Morning light filters through the pines, and we know we are alive.

1 min readDec 17, 2021

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Good Morning

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A Men’s Rights Activist Lobbies For Equal Pay On OnlyFans

It’s a serious issue.

2 min readJul 31, 2021

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Top 10 Birds: RANKED

Everything you need to know.

4 min readJul 14, 2021

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Michael Kellman

Michael Kellman

Writer, Filmmaker, Comedian, Improviser, Geologist. Top writer in ‘Satire’ and ‘Humor’. Substack: https://kellman.substack.com/

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