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What about cherry tomatoes? Too small. Go back to the bush and finish growing, you tiny little shits. They’re not cute. They’re not finished. They’re the veal of the vegetable garden, baby eater.

Salads are Dicks
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Michael Kellman
Michael Kellman

Written by Michael Kellman

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Writer, Filmmaker, Comedian, Improviser, Geologist. Top writer in ‘Satire’ and ‘Humor’. Substack: https://kellman.substack.com/

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