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A Leaked Email From JIF Peanut Butter’s Brand Manager To An Influencer

When reached for comment, the manager stated that he “followed JIF policy to a T.”

Mar 30, 2021

Mar 30, 2021

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I Watched Every Rom-Com Ever And Now I Know How To Date Women

You can, too.

Feb 10, 2021

I Watched Every Rom-Com Ever And Now I Know How To Date Women

Feb 10, 2021

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A Realistic Account Of The First Christmas

The Bible tells it differently.

Dec 24, 2020

A Realistic Account Of The First Christmas

Dec 24, 2020

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Please Do Not Kiss Me At My New Year’s Eve Party

Like, for real, guys.

Dec 31, 2020

Please Do Not Kiss Me At My New Year’s Eve Party

Dec 31, 2020

The Telepath

Gerald can read minds but only the boring parts. He knows what you’re planning to have for lunch, whether you remembered to lock your car…

Aug 17

The Telepath

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What’s That Behind You?

Oh my gosh!

Feb 16, 2022

What’s That Behind You?

Feb 16, 2022

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10 Reasons You All Love Lists

Doesn’t even matter what I put as the subtitle. Look fhdjskafnbefuiwqlbfndl.

Jan 27, 2022

10 Reasons You All Love Lists

Jan 27, 2022

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A Men’s Rights Activist Lobbies For Equal Pay On OnlyFans

It’s a serious issue.

Jul 31, 2021

A Men’s Rights Activist Lobbies For Equal Pay On OnlyFans

Jul 31, 2021

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Top 10 Birds: RANKED

Everything you need to know.

Jul 14, 2021

Top 10 Birds: RANKED

Jul 14, 2021

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Influencer Mukbang Vol. 1: A Bowl Of Bees

Actual bees.

Jun 25, 2021

Influencer Mukbang Vol. 1: A Bowl Of Bees

Jun 25, 2021

Michael Kellman

Michael Kellman

Writer, Filmmaker, Comedian, Improviser, Geologist. Top writer in ‘Satire’ and ‘Humor’. Substack: https://kellman.substack.com/

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