When reached for comment, the manager stated that he “followed JIF policy to a T.”

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You can, too.

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1. Always chase a girl through the airport.

The Bible tells it differently.

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Like, for real, guys.

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Everything you need to know.

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#1. Pigeons

#2. Albatross

#3. Parrots

Actual bees.

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Because that guy is a dick

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This is bullshit.

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Michael Kellman

Writer, Filmmaker, Comedian, Improviser, Geologist. Top writer in ‘Satire’ and ‘Humor’.

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